Reasons for Breaking up with someone and not fealing bad.

Well, I haven't been on in a while, and since the last blog was nothing but a miniature bitch fest...I've decided that I will share with you the lighter side of life. Here, compiled for your pleasure/ information, is the aforementioned list we compiled at the Hard Rock Casino.

Justification # 1.
   He turned out to be gay.

#2. Refers to you as 'the cute little girlfriend' instead of using your real name.

#3. Calls you like a Cocker Spaniel.

#4. Requires to see your report card.

#5. Says something about taking you to church in that post-coital moment.

#6. Gets mad because the asian singer is flirting with you.

#7. Decides to take up stripping.

#8. Is a Neo Nazi.

#9. Doesn't know where the oil goes in a car.

#10. Insults you repeatedly on your lifestyle choices (going to school, reading, taking birth control)

#11. Requests a threesome with his buddy...not another woman, HIS buddy.

#12. Tries to kiss you at 2am, after you know he didn't brush his teeth earlier.

#13.  Trying to kiss you before he brushes his teeth period.

#14. Making a myspace page that compares women to computer programs. aka- how girlfriends are upgraded to wife.

#15. Compares your relationship to a glowing sunset that will light your path to love and life forever, and how because you shine like a diamond in his eye he's going to buy you a pretty, round, shiny object and you're going to like it because you're his girlfriend and he can give you whatever he wants to and he likes you because you're cute and pretty and he wants something little on his arm and you should stop being a bartender and drives up at three am to stop you from leaving him, and splits up your relationship with your friends because some of them are on his side, and then tells you what to do, because he doesn't believe that you're really doing what you say you're doing and that you can't take care of yourself and you love him.
   - all this after two months of mistakenly saying 'sure, I'll go out to dinner with you.'

#16. Is Mormon

And.....#17. Asks you to 'melly me for gleencard.'



And yes, all of this has happened.