Monday, October 10, 2011

Really Bad Band Names!

Well, it's been a while since I actually had a chance to write anything amusing and entertaining on this site! But do I have a doozy!

Well, several of them...

This has been a long inspired project that has never actually come to fruition as it was more for myself and The Circle's personal amusement, but here is some of it in actual type.

To begin, have you ever gone to a concert and seen some band whose name just made absolutely no sense in any context whatsoever? You know like....Tennessee Flat Top Box, and Five Fisted Death Punch? (Yes, these are actual bands that exist. They're good, but the name is how shall I say...Lacking in star quality?)

Well here is a list that has been composed of potentially horrendously amusing band names. I begin with the classics first:

Bows on your Nipples
Port-a-Potty on a Bridge
Cathead Creek
Old Clyde
Moot Trucklock
Gay Dolphin
Got Axelrod?
Indigenous Cuisine
Can-Naddies
Jasper's Porch

And finally......

The Angry Little Squirrel

Please, if your friend is in a band and any of these type of names come up, encourage them to christen the conglomeration with the most ridiculous one that they can come up with. Because even if it lacks star power, it will be remembered.

Isn't that right Pliney the Younger?

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